Dear James:
It has been a great many months since I have had companionship or listened to anything by Radio Head.
Sensing my deep need, your friends Lynne and Tamara checked on me last night and did their best to cheer me up.
I am grateful for their efforts, but it just wasn't the same as the good times we've had together.
I can't wait for you to come home my friend. Please do so soon.
Love,
Greenie
Hang in there Greenie. Things will get better soon.
ReplyDeleteGreenie, I think it's time we talk. James will never change. He's left you this time, and he'll do it again. He may beg you to stay. He might cry and say how much he loves you. But you need to stay strong -- don't get hurt again.
ReplyDeleteJames is actually cheating on you . . . with a German bike. I know it hurts, but you deserve the truth.
ReplyDeleteLiebe Grüni,
ReplyDeleteNever fear: you have not been replaced. In the mean time enjoy the company of Lynne and Tamara. Be careful though: they have been known to "mix it up" with purple Cameros.
Mit herlichen Grüßen,
James
James, the last thing that car needs to hear from you right now is your silly, Nazi sympathetic letter talk. You are an insensitive SOB.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, what is Lynne reading here?
ReplyDeleteA Redeemer bulletin.
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