I've done some things I am not proud of, but I reached an all time low yesterday. I tried to buy love. I thought I had priced myself fairly well, but there were no takers. I've learned a hard lesson; you can't buy companionship. I think I will go listen to some Sufjan Stevens and see if I can make myself feel better.
Nobody feels better listening to Sufjan Stevens, Greenie. Just throwin' that out there. Don't you think James listening to him is what got you in this mess in the first place?
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Do you want my car to commit Selbstmord? Lady Gaga will certainly drive her over the edge.
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